pleckthaniel:

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Favorite genre of post

funeralprocessor:

tooies:

i think “take a hike” is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

ancestral form of touch grass

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snowylynxx:

already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don’t interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don’t care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don’t even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist’s eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don’t “silence, brand” them. don’t kungpowpenis them. don’t send them hate anons. don’t hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr’s lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don’t seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

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druggeddraccus:

annabellioncourt:

cryptidfuckery:

vodcar:

country gnomes,

take my bones

to a place,

they don’t belong

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

west virginia

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askclint:

Someone who has never played Animal Crossing: So all you do is pick up seashells and catch fish?

Me:

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elevan:

puto-papi:

antiandrogen:

puto-papi:

violaslayvis:

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

:(

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telltaletypist:

carl when he gets his mark idk I don’t read theory

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isgolden:

alternativeblkgal:

can we let dark skin women be received as soft and feminine or is it always gonna be anger and aggressiveness?

and not just thin dark skinned women who have big eyes and thin noses 

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blacktealiterature:

Imagine not reinventing yourself with each piece of writing you read

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lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

my classical archaeology professor is mid 50s standard serious professor but when he uses sample years he’ll use like “420 BC” absolutely straight faced and serious and nobody knows if they’re allowed to laugh or not. 

Professor: So I’ve noticed a mistake you all make when writing years and I just want to clear this up. When you write a year in BC the “BC” comes after the year, like this

Professor: *writes 420 BC in large letters on the chalkboard*

Full lecture hall: *quiet scattered laughter*

Professor, completely serious: I’m sorry, is there a problem?

Lecture hall:

Professor: Good. Now, “AD” means “anno domini” or “In the year of our lord” and comes before the year, like this:

Professor: *writes AD 69 on the chalkboard*

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adulthoodisokay:

woppy42:

woppy42:

woppy42:

woppy42:

woppy42:

woppy42:

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#have u considered: moogle gaps

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i have now thank you

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and thank you to @somnambule-plus​ for my new favorite word… schoogle

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thank you @firstfandomfangirl

crying

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katie-mcgrath:
““Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?
” ” katie-mcgrath:
““Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?
” ” katie-mcgrath:
““Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?
” ” katie-mcgrath:
““Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?
” ” katie-mcgrath:
““Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?
” ” katie-mcgrath:
““Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?
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katie-mcgrath:

Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?

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